Once again Fast Freddy, who is rapidly earning the nickname of “dirty old bastard”, elected himself as the reporter of something to do with women in bikinis. In this case it was the Fireman’s Poker Run. Get this: a bunch of guys with fast cigarette boats drive down the St. John’s River as fast as they can. They’ve each got a bikini model riding with them as they collect playing cards at 5 different check points. What they win for it I have no idea. As far as I’m concerned the fact that they get a bikini model that rides with them is reward enough.

Tell you what, if I don’t get to go on the next bikini related photo shoot you can start updating your own damn website…

Some of you may remember that photo shoot on Sorry Dog’s boat from a couple of days ago. Well there just so happened to be someone there with a video camera. Enjoy!

A little late on the post but there was a bikini competition at the 2007 Jacksonville In-Water Boat Show. Our very own Fast Freddy was there.

The poor bastard

Once again because I’m too lazy to type a decent story (and Freddy’s hands are still shaking too much from this project), I’m just going to post the gallery. There would normally be a “polished wood”, “sharpen my sword” and a “surrender the booty” joke in the write up so just keep that in mind as you look through the pictures.

A short time ago, a life long dream of mine: I got a pilot’s license. It took me three years to get it and let me tell you, it was the hardest thing I’ve ever done. After getting my license, I took a Cessna from Craig Airfield in Jacksonville to Jekyll Island, GA. There’s a small airstrip on the island and one of the nicest FBO managers you’ll ever meet. You can rent an electric buggy there (they give a discount to pilots) and explore the island. Even if you don’t fly, stop in and say hello.

While I’m at it, here’s a short video of my takeoff from Craig Field…

After 2 years and more money than anticipated, the Sorry Dog Boat is finished.  Let’s follow the Feel Good Girls as they show us around…

The pilot house is finished with the brass trim and the mahogany cabinets.  The windows provide an excellent view of the surroundings.

The main couch in the Pilot House is big enough for a small party.  Notice the table, I think it is one of the most interesting I have seen.

Here is the Sorry Dog himself explaining how to catch a few more mermaids.

Must have been good training.  Looks like our Mermaid caught a ‘Dog’ fish.
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If you look hard enough, You can see Carl helping take pictures of the FeelGood girls.

The bow has a 4 person hot tub.  Some days I wish I was a hot tub.

Now this is a bow ornament.

Isn’t this a great shot of downtown?

Sometimes this job is just fun!!!

After a hard days work, the FeelGood girls take a little rest in the master stateroom which is big enough for a small party.

We had an opportunity to take some pictures of the feel good girls in a 69 Mustang Mach1 owned by our very own Mr. Crispy.  It still looks good with good looking women in good looking cars.  This is FeelGood Girl Jackie.

This is FeelGood Girl Tracey…
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and this is FeelGood Girl Sofia.

This is Mr. Crispy, our graphics designer surrounded by the things he likes best.   We would like to thank the FeelGood girls for spending the day on the Sorry Dog boat and letting us show off all of the great features!!